Unblocked my sister, wished her a "happy birthday I love you very much", then quick blocked her again. Interesting times, indeed.

ADHD is having the brain of a rocket scientist and the morning routine of a squirrel who found an energy drink #adhd

The first million people to send me $1.00 will get a copy of my guide on how to become a millionaire.

My idea of exciting and dangerous risky behavior is to check out three books while I already have twelve books on hold that could come in at any time.

Day off. National holiday. Fourteen security reports have arrived in the last fourteen hours... 😱

Phew! Quickly went from feeling very lucky to very unlucky to very lucky again. 😂 #Wordle 1,790 5/6

There is a musician named Beard Al Yankovic, who only performs beard-themed covers of Weird Al Yankovic songs.

Is there anyone who makes clothes, available in the UK, with soft seams that won't make me want to not wear them because of the intolerable scratching? #ActuallyAutistic

If a sentence starts "The agentic era..." it is a bad sentence.

anyone has a prusa core one L and would test-print a part for me? :3

I work in a call centre. I can identify you by various things, but if your email is something like kool.dude.420.69@gmail I'm going to make you read it out to me over the phone.

Maybe you could convince Americans to have a revolution if you told them there would be a half time show and hot dog cannons.

My ex just popped up on my 'for you page'. Normally this would ruin my week. But this time I saw how badly he's started to bald. Highlight of my week.

bullshit levels are holding at 92%

The feminine urge to learn C... Like, I know a little bit of C but- I should really *learn* C....