Horrible first date idea - "Come over to my house and watch #monsterdon ." Then again, if she stays, she might be a keeper.

"Do you have any idea how smart I used to be?" I recently asked my kid.

Kinda sad they didn’t tell us if Stella got her groove back. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The real casualty of this film was Physics itself..

According to Wikipedia, this movie has a plot. #monsterdon

I'm taking tomorrow off work. Logging off to catch up on household tasks that I fell behind on. I'm feeling pretty drained from past 2 weeks with some longer work days.

I could do with some regime change right here.

This coming week scares me to death and not for the reasons you probably think. I’ll take all the good thoughts you got, thanks.

A thing I love is when an artist has a fetish I do not understand. "This is clearly incredibly hot for you, and I don't know why, and I'm so happy for you. You are simply above my level"

This movie is pre “fix it in post”. #Monsterdon

Be sure to weed whack and use the leaf blower when you know they're in their backyard enjoying a pool day. #HowToMessWithNeighbors #HashTagGames

Gonna guess that we’ll get confirmation that Hair Füror’s big-boy bomb was as effective as he, Secretary of Day Drinking Hegseth, and Li’l Marco claim... in about two weeks. Amirite?

The k in New York Knicks is silent. It’s pronounced “New Yor Knicks.”

please lose andrew cuomo, nobody likes you

Man, I love Los Angeles. Community here will always be stronger than outside haters.